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Attention all Mad, Evil and Environmental Scientists. Are you sick and tired of having to resort to using pre-recorded evil laughs when confronted with your arch nemesis?

Have you ever had to deal with the embarrassment of accidentally playing your Wham! mix-tape?

What about accidentally recording over that very same Wham! mix-tape?

From the mind that brought you the Build-by-Numbers Death Ray, 73 E-Z (yet incredibly convoluted, and at times counterintuitive) Steps to World Domination and Tickle Me Elmo, comes Maniaxital XD (maniacus giggline).

Hi, I'm Dr. Ebilstein (pronounced Ee-bil-steen), and I'm here today to tell you about my great new product, Maniaxital XD! Taken daily, it can provide you with a deep, ghostly, mirthless laugh to instill a sense of fear and dread in those within the immediate vicinity.

"But doctor, isn't Maniaxital XD just testosterone laced with LSD?"

Of course it is! We use nothing but the highest quality ingredients* (*this is a lie) in our products, and Maniaxital XD is no exception!

Order now and receive one of our infamous UN-inspirational posters* to put up in your lair/compound/hideout/secret base to rob your arch nemesis of all hope. (*bare tree branch with freshly made kitten claw marks, with text reading "You can't hold on forever", unfortunately no longer available)

I know that if you use my product, you will notice an incredible upswing in your ability to maniacally laugh uncontrollably.

Disclaimer: Side effects include death. There are probably others, but this is the only one we've encountered so far. Take at your own risk... which is pretty damn high.


I came up with this general idea at work tonight. Had a voice for it and everything. I'd like to record it and put it on here though :)