What if the Galactic Senate in Star Wars was more like a Georgia courthouse circa 1925? Y'know, where everybody had some kind of weapon on their person.
Senator Palpatine: "I move that Chancellor Valorum be removed from office for-" :BANG:
Chancellor Valorum: "I move that Senator Palpatine stay dead."
The blue guy with the tails on his head: "Second."
CV: "Those in favor."
Everybody: "Aye."
CV: "Alright then, Trade Federation. Knock it off with the embargo, or you get the same as him." :points to Palpatine's body being taken outside:
See? Everything works out.
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